she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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