Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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