Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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