Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Someone shit on the floor
Fuck appropriateness.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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