i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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