You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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