I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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