whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
this boner is exhausting
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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