new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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