god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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