What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
