No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i drank out of a bidet.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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