so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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