did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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