Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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