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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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