Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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