i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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