I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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