So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I didn't notice because vodka
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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