ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
