Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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