dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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