The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
it glows. i had to have it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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