at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The uberlube is also flammable
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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