Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize
