If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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