just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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