Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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