I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Sex in the backyard? Check.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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