everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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