super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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