turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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