are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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