Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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