I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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