I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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