He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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