you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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