fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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