i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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