big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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