HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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