Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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