i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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