I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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