Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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