is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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