If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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