somebody snuck up and got me drunk
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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