u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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