was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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