porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
there is puke in my bra ... again
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Randomize
