We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I want a musical about memes.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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