You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
COCAINE IS GR8
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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