She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
areolas are like halos for boobs.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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