I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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